I'm Steve and I'm jacked. You know how I got jacked. Diet pills. I've tested my pills on literally 7,632 people and every single one of those bastards is straight jacked!

You want to be cut? You want the tonezz!!!111 Lines, muscles, boobs, booty?

Simply PM me.

I will send you a free sample of the pills which would be more than enough to get you jacked.

I've tested this on all my family members b/c I don't care about their health. I care about yours!!!!!!

And I em litterite.

Oh and I have a website. I linked it but one of our friends who call themselves moderators deleted b/c they don't want me to help you.

So PM me.

What do you have to lose?

I have a website.

lol, yea and don't forget, i can save you hundreds if not thousands of dollars!!

I wanna be jacked! I want the Tonez!! Do you take Paypal? Or should I just give you my credit card number?

Oh also, I would love to have a larger penis and more sexual stamina. Do you have pills for that to?

Yes, I will PM you the paypall link.

And these pills are great for getting jacked but they'll help with your other 'issues' too. Basically whatever I say they do they do. They sell themselves they're so amazing... so if you don't believe me screw you. I've got orders flying in so fast I can't keep up.

lol I keep visualizing the guy in the white suit in The Outlaw Josey Whales. The one that kept selling the "tonic". I love that movie.

Hahaha, that's exactly what I'm like....

I wonder what happened to MLemos. I was hoping he'd have a change of heart.